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06/06 : POST 001: Buffy arrives in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. What else is new. She, Stefan and Katherine fight off the zombie hordes and protect Anya's (sex) shop from the undead. She also meets Catty, Jack, Carver, Dean, Jo and Lily
06/07 : THREAD - CARVER HAWKE/SIRIUS BLACK : Buffy questions Sirius about the darkspawn and inferi. Carver interferes to answer as best he can.
06/07 : THREAD - NPC ONYA SAFFRON : Buffy's lezzie romance with Onya begins. With some manly postulating about forcefields.
06/08 : THREAD - ELENA GILBERT : Buffy welcomes Elena to Coruscant.
06/08 : LOG: Buffy goes zombie-hunting and runs into Jo in the process. They bond, and a broship for the ages is formed.
06/11 : THREAD - RUBY : Buffy chats with Ruby.
06/13 : THREAD - XANDER : Xander arrives. Spoilers: Anya died. Xander lost his eye. It's a terrible mess.
06/14 : THREAD - FAITH : Faith arrives. And, thank god, is a good guy again. With some vague L.A. news.
06/14 : THREAD - SAM WINCHESTER : Sam arrives. Buffy goes self-righteous on his ass about killing possessed people to get rid of the demons in them.
06/15 : THREAD - NATHAN YOUNG : Nathan is dying. It's bad.
06/19 : THREAD - ELLE BISHOP : Elle arrives. She's getting her threat on, Buffy chills her out and gives her the run-down.
06/19 : THREAD - GABRIEL : Buffy learns that home and back again types don't get to remember anything.
06/19 : THREAD - SYLAR : Sylar and Buffy meet and get friendly.
06/19 : THREAD - WOLVERINE : Wolverine arrives. Head-butting happens.
06/20 : THREAD - BLAIR WALDORF : Blair and Buffy talk. Blair reminds her of someone who will not be named but rhymes with Spordelia. There is bitchery.
06/20 : THREAD - ANGEL : Angel arrives. There's Faith talk, Buffy is moody, and they act like retarded cats that gravitate towards being together because Buffy is feeling vulnerable and Riley-less. She tells Angel that she and her mom are going to die.
06/20 : THREAD - SPIKE/XANDER : Spike arrives. Avec soul. Meet-up is planned.
06/20 : LOG: Buffy meets up with Xander and Spike. She learns that Spike has a soul, no chip, has sex with her in the future, tries to rape her in the future -- oh, and Xander is dating Dawn. Y e p. Fight with both of them ensues.
06/21 : THREAD - XANDER: Xander apologizes.
06/22 : LOG: Buffy has a zen meeting with Kevin Flynn.
06/22 : THREAD - MAL REYNOLDS : Preacherman who poked out Xander's eye talk.
06/23 : THREAD - ANYA JANKINS : Buffy and Anya talk Glory.
06/25 : LOG - SPIKE : First contact after learning what Spike did. It gets kinda rape metaphor-y and Buffy demands he stay out of her life.
06/27: POST 002: Buffy looks for a job and addresses spoilers. She talks to Ashley Magnus, Jacen Solo, Angel, Xander, Stefan, Nathan Young, Sylar, Abed, Deadpool. Jacen tests her Force sensitivity and takes her on as a student. Buffy stops thugs from attacking Stefan and finds out he's a vampire.
06/28 : THREAD - DAWN SUMMERS : Dawn arrives. Buffy is generally overbearing and sisterly.
06/29 : THREAD - STEFAN SALVATORE : Stefan and Buffy butt heads over his vampirism.
06/29 : THREAD - SPIKE : Spike makes plans to leave the planet.
07/07 : THREAD - SYLAR : Time Lord Buffy talks to Sylar Winchester.
07/07 : LOG - SPIKE, XANDER HARRIS, ANAKIN SOLO, ANYA JENKINS : Party at Anya's shop.
07/09 : POST 003 : Buffy and Faith make a joint post. They think they're from the Whoniverse. Buffy is the last of the Time Lords, Faith works for the Time Agency. They'd like to build a machine to take people home. There's some serious Ten/Buffy angst. Also chattery with Nathan Young, Sylar, Angel, and Sam Winchester.
07/09 : THREAD - SAM WINCHESTER : Time Lord Buffy taunts and flirts with Time Agent Sam.
07/09 : THREAD - ANGEL : Time Lord Buffy tries to convince Angel that he's the one with the wrong memories. Because she's the Slayer/a Time Lord so she's immune to Force rips.
07/10 : THREAD - XANDER HARRIS : Time Lord Buffy talks to Xander from Community about blanket forts.
07/12 : THREAD - TENTH DOCTOR : In which they motivational speechify at each other and decide to fight back against the Crimson Terror to head off any attacks.
07/14 : THREAD - JACEN SOLO : In which they discuss Force rips and the fact that they may be aftershocks caused by Revan fucking up and tearing the universe.
07/15 : POST 004 : Buffy posts with filters for Angel and Spike. She invites them to join her as muscle to get Ten into the Hollownet headquarters to trace the Crimson Terror's signal, extending an olive branch to Spike in the process. Angel finds out Spike has a soul and gets pissy. Also snarky chattery with Gabriel, Dawn, Ten, Simon Bellamy, Xander, Faith, and Nathan Young.
07/17 : THREAD - SPIKE : Snark. About Scooby status, Leia bikinis and Andrew. Head-butting. The usual.
07/18 : THREAD - XANDER HARRIS : Xander and Buffy have a failed waffle conversation. Because to Xander, all waffles are Spike waffles, and Buffy meant Stefan waffles. They discuss her being Buffy the Vampire Layer. They also debate spells for checking soulfulness, and Xander leaving Anya at the altar.
07/20 : LOG - SPIKE : Distress calls go off at the Children's Hospital, Spike and Buffy check it out. Spike dies to protect Buffy.
07/22 : THREAD - MALIK A-SAYF : Malik arrives. He's Buffy's roommate and complains about her Western empowered clothiness.
07/23 : THREAD - KATHERINE PIERCE : Katherine heads to Nar Shadaa. Buffy agrees to keep an eye on Elena.
07/24 : THREAD - NPC ONYA SAFFRON : More lezzie bromance.
07/24 : POST 005 : Buffy announces Spike's death. Leaves out the part where he was saving her life. Conversations with Sam Winchester, Anya, Xander, Stefan, Faith, Tron, Deadpool, Angel, Jaina Solo, Ten, and Jacen Solo - mostly about the explosions.
07/26 : LOG - ANGEL, TENTH DOCTOR : Spurred on by all the death, Angel, Buffy and Ten seek out the HollowNet HQ and trace the Crimson Terror's signal back.
07/29 : THREAD - DAMON SALVATORE : Damon arrives. Buffy calls him on being a vampire and gives him the age old "don't eat people, you can live" threat. There's some dick measuring and threats all around, but he complies.
07/29 : THREAD - AZULA : Buffy is self-righteous. Take #298750943.
07/29 : THREAD - NPC DARTH REVAN : Buffy gets in Revan's face. She tells him he has no power over them because he can't force them into fighting his war.
07/29 : THREAD - NPC CORBIN DRAGOON : Buffy gets in Dragoon's face too.
08/01 : POST 006 : Buffy talks about the Crimson Terror and announces Dawn is gone. Courtesy of Revan. She takes it as a personal response to her challenging just how much power he had over them. While Spike tries to make himself comforting, Buffy finds out he'd been hanging around Dawn and hulks out, revoking the tiny bit of trust she'd given him. She asserts her dominance as Dawn's guardian. Jacen briefs Buffy on Vongsense. Sam and Buffy have a heart-to-heart about how Sam's never gotten to have friends. Dean and Buffy talk about the slippery slope of illegal actions, and their own deaths. Also talks to Stefan, Faith, Onya, Carver, Jo, Malik, Claire Bennet, and Anya.
08/02 : THREAD - FAITH LEHANE : Faith and Buffy hang out. Dance, bond, kill things, etc.
08/04 : THREAD - ERIC NORTHMAN, SPIKE, GODRIC : Eric makes it known he's a vampire. Buffy threatens and lays down the law. Has zero respect for Eric.
08/06 : THREAD - AEDAN COUSLAND, CARVER HAWKE : Talking darkspawn.
08/09 : THREAD - TENTH DOCTOR : Ten and Buffy talk about Catty's imprisonment and Buffy promises to talk to her contacts in the Republic.
08/09 : THREAD - STEFAN SALVATORE : Elena goes home. Buffy offers condolences that get thrown in her face.
08/09 : THREAD - MOLLY WALKER : Molly arrives. Buffy tries to be big sisterly and help/console her.
08/10 : THREAD - JO HARVELLE : General lesbian broship.
08/13 : THREAD - SPIKE : Spike joins a fight club. The idiot. Buffy awkwardly expresses her concern in a manly fashion and gets awkward and hangs up when Spike actually listens to her.
08/14 : POST 007 : Apartment-hunting happens. Buffy asks Spike and Faith to check up on Angel. She interrogates Onya about Catty's treatment. She fights with Angel about shutting himself off. She goes apartment-hunting with Xander and Anya. Chats with Lois about being dead back home and still having to go home. She meets up with Damon for some civil conversation and dinner. Also talks to Jason and Anders.
08/16 : THREAD - CATTY TURNER : Catty gets out of prison. Buffy learns that she's a goddess who can teleport.
08/16 : THREAD - DEAN WINCHESTER : Jizz.
08/16 : THREAD - XANDER, SPIKE : Xander invites vampires and Faith to live with them.
08/19 : LOG - FAITH LEHANE, XANDER HARRIS, ANYA JENKINS, SPIKE : Scooby apartment move-in.
08/19 : THREAD - SEVERUS SNAPE : Yer a wizard,Harry Snape. So, pls don't die.
08/19: THREAD - NATHAN YOUNG : Nathan was tortured for a long time and that sucks. So does Buffy's life. So, she goes out drinking with him, and he winds up spending the night dead on her new couch.
08/21 : THREAD - UNCLE CHAN : Uncle arrives. Buffy helps him find tea and the Jedi temple.
08/22 : THREAD - ANDERS : Buffy meets Anders. They talk about darkspawn, he calls her "fearless leader," and she has the sunniest name he's ever heard of.
08/23 : THREAD - STEVE ROGERS : Steve arrives. Chris Evans has no shirt, your argument is invalid.
08/23 : THREAD - CATTY TURNER : Catty makes a broadcast while plagued. Buffy encourages her to go to a hospital.
08/23 : THREAD - OBI WAN KENOBI : Obi Wan arrives. He corrects Buffy on the distinction between padawan and youngling.
08/24 : THREAD - JO HARVELLE : Jo is plagued. Buffy is manly and upset.
08/24 : THREAD - KATHERINE PIERCE : Katherine returns to life. Buffy gives her the standard issue vampire ultimatum, and is incredulous about the idea that someone would willingly be bitten. So, she tells Katherine if no compulsion is used, that she can feed on the willing. This call will come back to bite you, Buff. She also learns about some vampire weaknesses of their world.
08/24 : POST 008 : Buffy arranges darkspawn-hunting. She invites basically all of the Mass Effect and Dragon Age casts. She then reams Spike for ever being part of the Sith. Also conversations with Shepard, Varric, Faith, Xander, and Jason.
08/25 : LOG - ANGEL : In the lower levels, Buffy and Angel run into each other fighting monsters. Buffy discovers just how much Angel is hiding from her and that he is afraid of hurting her.
08/25 : THREAD - ANDREW WELLS, XANDER HARRIS, SPIKE : Tucker's Brother arrives. Buffy learns that she had a lapse into lesbianism. Spike shelters her from Twilight and Giles spoilers.
08/26 : THREAD - JACEN SOLO : Talk of breaking off from the Jedi Order and forming a new one. Also, discussing cure-acquisition and plague causes.
08/26 : LOG - AEDAN COUSLAND, ANDERS, ALICE SHEPARD, FAITH LEHANE, SPIKE, VARRIC TETHRAS, GARRUS VAKARIAN, MARIAN HAWKE, FENRIS, JACK, THANE KRIOS, CARVER HAWKE : Darkspawn huntin'. With a surprise guest appearance by Angel in which the two reconcile after their fights and have cutesy time.
08/27 : THREAD - NPC ONYA SAFFRON : Onya asks Buffy to do some field work. Buffy agrees without hesitance.
08/30 : THREAD - BECK, SPIKE : Beck arrives. Buffy tries to help her assimilate. It ends in bickering and posturing. Spike tries to tell her to be nice.
08/31 : THREAD - CORDELIA CHASE : Cordelia arrives. She updates Buffy on some stuff. Doyle being half-demon and dying, being vision girl, Angel letting Darla and Dru eat a bunch of lawyers ... Buffy pleads with Cordelia to take care of Angel, since she can't, despite the jealousy.
08/31 : THREAD - RILEY FINN, DEAN WINCHESTER : Riley arrives. Buffy realizes he's from after he left. She's understandably heartbroken that she can't get him to just be with her again. She buys him some clothes and expresses concern about him joining the Republic Military and disappearing forever. Buffy does damage control on Dean being an ass and makes it clear that Riley is her (ex-)boyfriend.
08/31 : THREAD - EZIO AUDITORE : Madonna miscommunication.
09/01 : THREAD - JO HARVELLE, SAM & DEAN WINCHESTER : Jo is a monster. She has to die. Sadly.
09/02 : THREAD - SPIKE : Buffy lectures Spike on his going looking for fights attitude. Despite this, she takes him with her to fight the Crimson Terror after he bullies his way through her guy trouble despite her trying to push him away because of her recoil of not wanting to wind up banging him in the future.
09/03 : THREAD - STEVE ROGERS : Buffy learns about Steve's supersoldierness. She is not impressed. Riley's been there, she did that.
09/04 : THREAD - LILY EVANS : Lily and Buffy exchange information and Buffy joins the Caterpillar Alliance.
09/04 : LOG - XANDER HARRIS : Buffy and Xander fight about Riley. Buffy suggests he leaves for a little while.
09/04 : THREAD - XANDER HARRIS : Buffy and Xander reconcile as Xander decides to leave the apartment for a few days.
09/06 : THREAD - JACEN SOLO : Buffy and Jacen discuss Tenel-Ka, Jacen's preparedness to kill her if she goes monster, and the plan to retrieve the cure.
09/06 : THREAD - ZUKO : Buffy reassures Zuko that his desire to help is sweet.
09/07 : THREAD - WILLOW ROSENBERG : Willow arrives. Very un-gay. Very awkward. She, Xander and Buffy all converge and explain Spike's soul and Xander's eyepatch.
09/07 : THREAD - ERIK LENSHERR : Magneto arrives. Buffy welcomes him with politics.
09/08 : THREAD - TENTH DOCTOR : Buffy consoles Ten over Rose's death and warns him off flipping his shit.
09/09 : POST 009 : Buffy rallies the troops. She organizes a group to knock over some Crimson Terror warehouses and retrieve the cure for the plague. Riley and Buffy finally talk about the vampire hookers and it ends in a fight and a decisive not-togetherness. Andrew and Buffy bond and he updates her on Oz. Spike talks Buffy into letting Beck come and dissuades her unspoken jealousy. Shepard owns up to being all dead and robot-y. Threads with Zuko, Xander Harris, Sam Winchester, Lois Lane, Stefan Salvatore, Lily Evans, Anders, Varric Tethras, Natasha Romanova, Dean Winchester, Jacen Solo, Zekk, Bethany Hawke, Gokudera, Cordelia Chase, Anya Jenkins, Axel, Kevin Flynn, Nymphadora Tonks.
09/11 : LOG - LILY EVANS, ANDERS, SPIKE : Buffy goes patrolling for some break-up stress relief. She chats with Lily and Anders, and then takes her anger and hurt out on Spike and winds up remembering why she pulls herself out of the dark. She uses Dawn as an anchor to bring herself to a better place.
09/12 : THREAD - DRUSILLA : Drusilla arrives. Buffy threatens.
09/12 : THREAD - DAWN SUMMERS, ANDREW WELLS, XANDER HARRIS, SPIKE, DRUSILLA, RILEY FINN : Dawn shows up again. This time, from two years in the future. Turns out in the even further future, she's a big skank. Unfortunately, she's rooming with Drusilla, so Spike and Buffy swoop in and save the day. Buffy makes it clear to Spike that they will have to kill Drusilla.
09/13 : THREAD - JO HARVELLE : Buffy and Jo have a touching, manly moment of feelings about Jo being back to life and Buffy having to help kill her.
09/13 : THREAD - DANTE : Dante arrives.
09/14 : THREAD - JACEN SOLO : Jacen kills Tenel Ka. Buffy avoids broody philosophy by countering with ... her personality.
09/14 : THREAD - THOR, SPIKE, DAWN SUMMERS : Thor arrives. Chris Hemsworth is shirtless, your argument is invalid. Buffy makes Spike stalk Dawn and Thor 'cos she don't trust gods.
09/14 : LOG - JACEN SOLO, STEFAN SALVATORE, ANDREW WELLS, CORDELIA CHASE, DEAN WINCHESTER, RILEY FINN, NATASHA ROMANOVA, XANDER HARRIS, ZEKK, BECK, LOGAN CALE, LOIS LANE, TRON, AXEL, NYMPHADORA TONKS, KEVIN FLYNN, LILY EVANS, ANYA JENKINS, BRENNAN MULWRAY, ANDERS, FAITH LEHANE, MARIAN HAWKE, VARRIC TETHRAS, ZUKO, SPARTAN : Debriefing of cure-retrieval mission. Buffy speechifies.
09/14 : LOG - JACEN SOLO, STEFAN SALVATORE, ANDREW WELLS, CORDELIA CHASE, DEAN WINCHESTER, RILEY FINN, NATASHA ROMANOVA, XANDER HARRIS, ZEKK, BECK, LOGAN CALE, LOIS LANE : Buffy and Jacen and Stefan grab the cure. Buffy also finds evidence pointing to the fact that Angel might be working with the Crimson Terror.
09/15 : THREAD - ROSE TYLER : Rose comes back to life. Buffy expresses concern over Ten's behavior.
09/15 : THREAD - TENTH DOCTOR : Ten has a bipolar high now that Rose is back and Buffy harshes his party boner.
09/15 : THREAD - ANDERS : Buffy consoles Anders about dead!Hawke.
09/16 : THREAD - NPC CORBIN DRAGOON : Buffy expresses manly concern over Dragoon getting sick.
09/17 : THREAD - SPIKE : Buffy and Spike do drinking celebration of the cure-retrieval. Elbows are gateway-groping. They argue about handling Drusilla. Spike killed a bunch of Nazis that tried to experiment on him once. Sexual tension abound.
09/17 : THREAD - WILLOW ROSENBERG : Buffy and Willow bond over having future-y things kept from them and such. Buffy reassures Willow that she needs her, no matter when she's from.
09/17 : THREAD - LILY EVANS : Sirius Black returns home.
09/20 : THREAD - TENEL KA : Buffy fulfills her promise to Jacen and tries to make friends with Tenel Ka.
09/20 : THREAD - SYLAR : Buffy and Sylar get chatty again and finally introduce themselves.
09/21 : THREAD - HADES : Hades mocks Buffy. What else is new.
09/21 : LOG - RILEY FINN, ANYA JENKINS : Buffy goes to talk to Anya about Xander. She winds up having an awkward encounter with both her and Riley, and reluctantly buys something from Anya's (sex) shop. :|
09/21 : LOG - FAITH LEHANE : Good, old-fashioned, Slayer-style, precognitive dream-sharing.
09/22 : THREAD - MARIAN HAWKE : Hawke returns to life. Buffy is greatly pleased.
09/23 : THREAD - SPIKE : Beck goes home. Buffy does some consoling.
09/23 : THREAD - JACEN SOLO : Jacen is an asshole and left Buffy behind when he went on a mission to Korriban. He also orders her to start working on her own lightsaber.
09/23 : POST 010 : Buffy got left behind by Jacen who went to Korriban, and warns the Scoobies off telling Willow she's gay. She seeks Spike's help on getting her started with lightsaber-building, because she knows it comes with a side of comfort and psychoanalysis over her being upset he left her behind, and gets awkwardly jealous about him sleeping with Jaina but denies it. Which leads to sex without losing the soul talk, and Salvatore talk. Buffy asks Damon to keep tabs on Drusilla because he's evil enough to get away with it. She also confronts Angel about Darla and the dead lawyers, and winds up devastated by the answers she gets. Then, she warns Riley that Spike is ensouled but not-so-Chips Ahoy. Also, conversations with Dean Winchester, Tenth Doctor, Nathan Young, Sokka, Faith Lehane, Claire Bennet, Tron, Cordelia Chase, Xander Harris, Andrew Wells, Anya Jenkins, and Willow Rosenberg.
09/23 : THREAD - XANDER HARRIS : Xander posts about Willow's gayness as vaguely as his canon which is a cross between nowhere near vague enough and too vague, because everyone assumes he's the future-gay one.
09/24 : THREAD - WILLOW ROSENBERG : Willow finds out she's gay in the future, Buffy does major damage control.
09/24 : THREAD - STEFAN SALVATORE : More headbutting.
09/24 : THREAD - TENEL KA : Tenel Ka announces Jacen's death. Buffy accuses her of being a robot with no feelings.
09/26 : THREAD - MARIAN HAWKE, ANDERS : Hawke and Anders are fucking. Also, your hymen comes back when you die.
09/27 : THREAD - JAINA SOLO : Buffy gets self-righteous at Jaina about her sympathizing with the Dark Side.
09/27 : LOG - ANDERS, SPIKE, DAWN SUMMERS, DANTE, RILEY FINN, WILLOW ROSENBERG, FRED WEASLEY, DEAN WINCHESTER, FAITH LEHANE : Festival fun times! Anders and Buffy hang. Dawn and Buffy spend some time with Riley. Buffy wins Dawn a stuffed toy, Riley wins Buffy one with some threat to his manhood. Spike wins Buffy a glowing pet fish. Buffy works the kissing booth - Spike and Dean pass up the kissing portion but chat with her. Dante and Fred kiss her. Faith drags her off for fun partytimes. Willow works a tarot card stand -- Buffy comes to her for her fortune and tells Willow about how she still loves Riley even despite the vampire hookers crap and feels horrible about it.
09/28 : THREAD - INARA SERRA : Inara arrives. Buffy gives her the run-down and they are generally friendly.
09/29 : THREAD - JACK HARKNESS, SPIKE : Buffy and Jack talk about the Doctor, she tells him not to be scared of Spike and they UST all over the place and make Jack think they have sexual history. Which ... they don't. On Buffy's end.
09/29 : THREAD - JOHN CONSTANTINE : John arrives. Buffy replies with one big eyeroll at him judging her for her life.
09/30 : THREAD - CORDELIA CHASE : Cordelia gives the FYI about Lilah and Lindsey.
09/30 : THREAD - CASTIEL : Castiel arrives. And is all angelic. Commence pants-shitting on Buffy's part.
10/01 : THREAD - NATHAN YOUNG : Nathan posts his human centipede theory. Buffy worries for his sanity.
10/02 : THREAD - JACEN SOLO : Jacen comes back to life. Buffy tries to be a man about her feelings and chastise him for dying and not bringing her with but winds up being like baww glad you're back. They talk lightsabers.
10/02 : LOG - NPC CRIMSON TERROR : Buffy confirms that Angel is working with the Crimson Terror. Deception~ Disgraaaace~
10/02 : LOG - WILLOW ROSENBERG, LINDSEY MCDONALD : Knowing Wolfram and Hart was involved before Angel arrived, Buffy asks Willow to track down Lindsey McDonald. She does, and Buffy goes to get her interrogate-y on. She learns that Darla and Angel had sex.
10/03 : THREAD - LEONARD MCCOY : Bones arrives. Buffy welcomes him and lols forever at his grouchiness.
10/03 : THREAD - SPIKE SPIEGEL : Spike Spiegel arrives. Buffy gives him the intro, they talk time periods.
10/03 : THREAD - DAWN SUMMERS : Dawn proposes a plan for a welcome guide compilation thing. Buffy supports her and tells her to get help on it, because she should be focused on being a school girl.
10/03 : THREAD - JO HARVELLE : Jo's inner thoughts are broadcast. Buffy finds out she kissed two guys at the festival.
10/05 : POST 011 : Force Rip Event -- Inner Thoughts Broadcast. Buffy learns that Jo and Dean are together. The entire world learns that threesomes are on Buffy's mind. Buffy and Riley get back together - he arrives at the door to be greeted by Spike, but gets wild monkey sex with Buffy in the end so it balances out. Anakin and Buffy have first contact since the last Force rip where she saw him naked at Ani-El, and he decides she's just a pervert, but they move past it and he offers to take her to Dantooine to get her lightsaber crystal. Meanwhile, her lack of filter puts a rift between her and Willow when she accuses Willow of potentially being responsible via spell-gone-wrong. She opens up a lot to Spike in a "Gone" kind of way -- because all she has to do is think, not actually say the words. There's a lot of fighting about Angel and Buffy's aloneness as the Slayer, and admission of closeness. Sam, Jo, Cas, Faith and Buffy go to the library to try and suss out what's causing it after Sam reassures Buffy that Dean will treat Jo right.
10/06 : THREAD - MARIAN HAWKE : Hawke during the Force-rip. Hawke and Buffy discuss younger siblings.
10/06 : THREAD - BALTHAZAR : Balthazar arrives. More angels. Morally shady angels.
10/09 : THREAD - SPIKE : Spike has an existential crisis about lightsaber colors. Buffy makes a chocolate milk metaphor, which may seem nice at first, but only goes to her hips. She explains Jedi-ism and tells him she believes in him, and then he bullies her into coming to his fight club.
10/10 : THREAD - BOBBY SINGER : Bobby arrives. Buffy welcomes him.
10/11 : THREAD - JO HARVELLE, SPIKE, RILEY FINN : Jo and Dean are having lots of bar sex. Buffy is happy for her friend, and offers to take Jo to buy girly things. Oh, yeah, and Spike is a vampire and no one knew this. Spike-gate occurs. Buffy jumps to his defense aggressively.
10/12 : THREAD - GABRIEL, SAM WINCHESTER : Gabriel commentates on Spike-Gate. He's generally an ass. Sam stops Buffy from starting something she'll regret by telling her that he's an angel.
10/12 : LOG - SPIKE, RILEY FINN : This is not a date. Spike takes Buffy to the fight club he works in to show her his world. Buffy doesn't tell Riley where she is, or who she's with. She tells Spike he needs to move on - for his own sake.
10/13 : THREAD - BLAIR WALDORF : Blair needs a model. Buffy volunteers.
10/13 : THREAD - MERLIN, ARTHUR PENDRAGON, SPIKE : Merlin and Arthur arrive. Buffy puffs out her chest at Arthur in a show of manliness and offers to duel him. She pities Merlin.
10/14 : LOG - JO HARVELLE : After the explosion of Spike-gate, Buffy and Jo awkwardly try to reconcile over shopping.
10/15 : THREAD - DEAN WINCHESTER : Dean accuses Buffy of trying to sneak a demon on board. Buffy is defensive and they generally butt heads. They come to an agreement that Buffy will keep 24/7 watch on Spike while they're on the ship.
10/17 : THREAD - ALEC MCDOWELL : Alec arrives. He is not Dean, he comes from a fairy wood.
10/17 : THREAD - FAITH LEHANE : Faith moves out. She apologizes to Buffy for it.
10/18 - 10/22 : LOG - DEAN WINCHESTER, SPIKE, RILEY FINN, JO HARVELLE, CORDELIA CHASE, CASTIEL, XANDER HARRIS, DAWN SUMMERS, ANDREW WELLS : Trip to Mon Cal. Buffy is forced to keep 24/7 watch on Spike which causes some whiteknuckling on Riley's part. Buffy forces people into charades. Spike and Buffy insinuate redneck hick incest between Sam and Dean.
10/18 : THREAD - SPIKE : Spike comes out of the coffin. Buffy and he do some drinking even after she initially turns down his offer. Spike lives on a ship manned by cockroaches, so Buffy tells him he needs to make human friends. Uncomfortable reference to rape talk happens, and Buffy has Spike help her sort out the order in which future events happen. They agree Riley can't know about any of their past/future naked time. Buffy admits she isn't sure she can count on anyone else to stand by her, and she and Spike conclude that they are friends.
10/18 : THREAD - ANDERS : Anders makes a big pro-magic PSA. Buffy adores him.
10/18 : THREAD - ANNA MILTON : Anna arrives. She and Buffy butt know-it-all heads.
10/20 : THREAD - JO HARVELLE, DEAN WINCHESTER, SAM WINCHESTER, CASTIEL, SYLAR, SPIKE : Bobby goes home. Everyone assumes Spike ate him. A physical altercation occurs.
10/21 : THREAD - CHARLES XAVIER : Xavier posts some TL;DR Revan history. Buffy commentates.
10/22 : THREAD - ANYA JENKINS : Anya explains multiple, parallel universes. Buffy recalls "Superstar."
10/22 : LOG - ANAKIN SOLO, JACEN SOLO, LEIA ORGANA : New Jedi Order Meeting. Buffy and Anakin make fun of Jacen's hair publicly.
10/22 : POST 012 : Mon Cal Adventure. Sylar and Buffy get in a spat and Sylar tries to Force-drain her, but Jo interrupts. Not before Buffy grows suspicious, though. Willow and Buffy talk about her missing Oz. She also consoles Sam about Bobby being gone and volunteers to be the Winchester B.S. Caller in the interim until he comes back. Buffy threatens to throw Dean in the water if he doesn't have some actual fun. Buffy gets all over-protecty about Dawn, and has a bonding talk with Sam. Also conversations with Castiel, Charles Xavier, Jo Harvelle, Spike, Andrew Wells, Cordelia Chase, Stefan Salvatore, Jason McConnell, Xander Harris.
10/24 : THREAD - BECKY ROSEN, SPIKE, DEAN WINCHESTER, FAITH LEHANE, XANDER HARRIS, DRUSILLA : Becky arrives. A.k.a Becky-gate. Buffy rags on Becky for encouraging vampires to bite her, dipping into her personal issues with Riley, and Faith and Spike try to call her out on it. She deflects and pushes them away. Dean finds out about Angel, and Buffy makes it clear it's her business.
10/25 : THREAD - DEAN WINCHESTER, JO HARVELLE, SPIKE, XANDER HARRIS : Dean and Jo cope with Becky-gate by drinking.
10/27 : THREAD - STEFAN SALVATORE : Stefan and Buffy talk literature. She discovers he is Edward Cullen and just relives high school over and over.
10/27 : THREAD - TYLER LOCKWOOD : Tyler arrives. Buffy tries to be reassuring and fails miserably.
10/28-10/31 : LOG - XANDER HARRIS, JO HARVELLE, DEAN WINCHESTER, SAM WINCHESTER, RILEY FINN, SPIKE : Trip to the Domed City of Aquarius. Buffy interrogates the Enterprise crew about Sylar. The group attends a performance of Squid Lake.
10/30 : POST 013 : Force-Rip Event: Memory Swap. Buffy dreams Edward Elric's memory of human transmutation to bring his mother back to life. It hits a lot of trauma buttons for Buffy (coming back wrong, her mother dying, not being able to protect her younger sibling) and leaves her shaking and crying on Riley's shoulder. She goes to Cordelia for vision talk, deflects Spike's attempts at comfort because she's trying to be a good girlfriend for once, talks to Edward about magic vs alchemy and how he can't bring her back, and talks to Dean about his deal. Also conversations with Willow Rosenberg, Xander Harris, Katherine Pierce, Catty Turner.
10/31 : THREAD - TONY STARK : Tony offers datapad upgrades. Buffy wants a pink one and they talk severed dream-limbs.
10/31 : THREAD - KATHERINE PIERCE : Katherine talks dreams. Buffy gives her the run-down.
10/31 : THREAD - JOHN CONSTANTINE : Constantine talks daddy issues.
11/01 : THREAD - NICO MINORU : Nico talks break-ups. They compare horrors.
11/01 - 11/05 : LOG - DEAN WINCHESTER, JO HARVELLE, JACEN SOLO, SAM WINCHESTER, SPIKE, CORDELIA CHASE, XANDER HARRIS : Krakana grilling and the journey home (TABULA RASA). On the way back, they hit some turbulence in space and go through a mini-Tabula Rasa event.
11/01 : POST 014 : Krakana fight. Han Solo, Leia Organa, Andrew Wells, Sam & Dean Winchester, Xander Harris, Spike and Jo Harvelle work together to kill the thing. Elle commentates via datapad.
11/02 : THREAD - ROSE TYLER : Rose talks dreams.
11/02 : THREAD - CATTY TURNER : Catty talks dreams. She and Buffy solve the mysteries of the universe.
11/03 : THREAD - CARVER HAWKE : Carver comes back from a canon-update. Buffy admits she misses him.
11/04 : THREAD - JACK HARKNESS : Jack talks dreams. And sexcapades become involved somehow.
11/04 : THREAD - MARIAN HAWKE : Hawke notes Bethany is gone for a canon-update. Buffy notes the weirdness of all of them going around the same time.
11/05 : THREAD - STEFAN SALVATORE : Stefan returns from a canon-update. It's Angelus lite.
02/02 - stalking spike log
02/04 - thread w/simon
02/05 - space prom
02/06 - thread w/spike
02/07 - stefan entrapment plan post
02/12 - spike attacks wesley post
02/12 - stefan entrapment log
02/14 - elena attacked by spike post
02/17 - wesley hates everyone log (+ spike)
02/17 - stefan incarceration log
02/17 - thread w/spike (+ evil buffy)
02/20 - thread w/sam
02/21 - thread w/giles (+ evil jenny)
02/21 - thread w/wesley (+ nico, evil cordelia)
02/24 - leaving for dantooine w/anakin
03/01 - buffybot log
03/05 - magneto thread w/buffybot
03/07 - sam rezzed thread w/buffybot
03/12 - lindsey thread banging buffybot
03/16 - dawn arrival thread w/buffybot
03/16 - giles lost in space thread w/buffybot
03/16 - returning from dantooine + buffybot log
03/18 - log w/dawn
03/23 - returning from dantooine post
03/23 - thread w/kara
03/24 - log w/sylar - death
04/09 - log w/scoobies w/lindsey - back to life
04/12 - post
04/20 - korriban log
05/03 - thread w/spike
05/03 - log w/lindsey
05/05 - log w/sylar
05/08 - thread w/alec
05/09 - thread w/willow
05/12 - log w/dean
05/14 - thread w/angel
05/15 - log w/spike
05/15 - thread w/zane
05/15 - thread w/mara jade
05/15 - thread w/jane
05/15 - log w/zane
05/16 - thread w/edward w/spike
05/27 - thread w/elena
06/02 - thread w/stefan
06/02 - thread w/dean w/stefan w/sylar
06/03 - thread w/damon
06/03 - log w/spike (icly dated 05/16)
06/05 - thread w/nathan young
06/05 - post w/nico
06/08 - thread w/tess w/oliver
06/08 - thread w/giles
06/19 - thread w/faith
07/03 - thread w/jacen
07/04 - thread w/willow
07/05 - thread w/sam
07/05 - de-aged post
07/05 - thread w/wesley
07/05 - thread w/wesley w/spike
07/06 - thread w/lindsey
07/06 - thread w/spike
07/28 - thread w/willow
08/01 - thread w/alec
08/01 - thread w/jules
08/01 - log w/angel
08/13 - thread w/spike
06/07 : THREAD - CARVER HAWKE/SIRIUS BLACK : Buffy questions Sirius about the darkspawn and inferi. Carver interferes to answer as best he can.
06/07 : THREAD - NPC ONYA SAFFRON : Buffy's lezzie romance with Onya begins. With some manly postulating about forcefields.
06/08 : THREAD - ELENA GILBERT : Buffy welcomes Elena to Coruscant.
06/08 : LOG: Buffy goes zombie-hunting and runs into Jo in the process. They bond, and a broship for the ages is formed.
06/11 : THREAD - RUBY : Buffy chats with Ruby.
06/13 : THREAD - XANDER : Xander arrives. Spoilers: Anya died. Xander lost his eye. It's a terrible mess.
06/14 : THREAD - FAITH : Faith arrives. And, thank god, is a good guy again. With some vague L.A. news.
06/14 : THREAD - SAM WINCHESTER : Sam arrives. Buffy goes self-righteous on his ass about killing possessed people to get rid of the demons in them.
06/15 : THREAD - NATHAN YOUNG : Nathan is dying. It's bad.
06/19 : THREAD - ELLE BISHOP : Elle arrives. She's getting her threat on, Buffy chills her out and gives her the run-down.
06/19 : THREAD - GABRIEL : Buffy learns that home and back again types don't get to remember anything.
06/19 : THREAD - SYLAR : Sylar and Buffy meet and get friendly.
06/19 : THREAD - WOLVERINE : Wolverine arrives. Head-butting happens.
06/20 : THREAD - BLAIR WALDORF : Blair and Buffy talk. Blair reminds her of someone who will not be named but rhymes with Spordelia. There is bitchery.
06/20 : THREAD - ANGEL : Angel arrives. There's Faith talk, Buffy is moody, and they act like retarded cats that gravitate towards being together because Buffy is feeling vulnerable and Riley-less. She tells Angel that she and her mom are going to die.
06/20 : THREAD - SPIKE/XANDER : Spike arrives. Avec soul. Meet-up is planned.
06/20 : LOG: Buffy meets up with Xander and Spike. She learns that Spike has a soul, no chip, has sex with her in the future, tries to rape her in the future -- oh, and Xander is dating Dawn. Y e p. Fight with both of them ensues.
06/21 : THREAD - XANDER: Xander apologizes.
06/22 : LOG: Buffy has a zen meeting with Kevin Flynn.
06/22 : THREAD - MAL REYNOLDS : Preacherman who poked out Xander's eye talk.
06/23 : THREAD - ANYA JANKINS : Buffy and Anya talk Glory.
06/25 : LOG - SPIKE : First contact after learning what Spike did. It gets kinda rape metaphor-y and Buffy demands he stay out of her life.
06/27: POST 002: Buffy looks for a job and addresses spoilers. She talks to Ashley Magnus, Jacen Solo, Angel, Xander, Stefan, Nathan Young, Sylar, Abed, Deadpool. Jacen tests her Force sensitivity and takes her on as a student. Buffy stops thugs from attacking Stefan and finds out he's a vampire.
06/28 : THREAD - DAWN SUMMERS : Dawn arrives. Buffy is generally overbearing and sisterly.
06/29 : THREAD - STEFAN SALVATORE : Stefan and Buffy butt heads over his vampirism.
06/29 : THREAD - SPIKE : Spike makes plans to leave the planet.
07/07 : THREAD - SYLAR : Time Lord Buffy talks to Sylar Winchester.
07/07 : LOG - SPIKE, XANDER HARRIS, ANAKIN SOLO, ANYA JENKINS : Party at Anya's shop.
07/09 : POST 003 : Buffy and Faith make a joint post. They think they're from the Whoniverse. Buffy is the last of the Time Lords, Faith works for the Time Agency. They'd like to build a machine to take people home. There's some serious Ten/Buffy angst. Also chattery with Nathan Young, Sylar, Angel, and Sam Winchester.
07/09 : THREAD - SAM WINCHESTER : Time Lord Buffy taunts and flirts with Time Agent Sam.
07/09 : THREAD - ANGEL : Time Lord Buffy tries to convince Angel that he's the one with the wrong memories. Because she's the Slayer/a Time Lord so she's immune to Force rips.
07/10 : THREAD - XANDER HARRIS : Time Lord Buffy talks to Xander from Community about blanket forts.
07/12 : THREAD - TENTH DOCTOR : In which they motivational speechify at each other and decide to fight back against the Crimson Terror to head off any attacks.
07/14 : THREAD - JACEN SOLO : In which they discuss Force rips and the fact that they may be aftershocks caused by Revan fucking up and tearing the universe.
07/15 : POST 004 : Buffy posts with filters for Angel and Spike. She invites them to join her as muscle to get Ten into the Hollownet headquarters to trace the Crimson Terror's signal, extending an olive branch to Spike in the process. Angel finds out Spike has a soul and gets pissy. Also snarky chattery with Gabriel, Dawn, Ten, Simon Bellamy, Xander, Faith, and Nathan Young.
07/17 : THREAD - SPIKE : Snark. About Scooby status, Leia bikinis and Andrew. Head-butting. The usual.
07/18 : THREAD - XANDER HARRIS : Xander and Buffy have a failed waffle conversation. Because to Xander, all waffles are Spike waffles, and Buffy meant Stefan waffles. They discuss her being Buffy the Vampire Layer. They also debate spells for checking soulfulness, and Xander leaving Anya at the altar.
07/20 : LOG - SPIKE : Distress calls go off at the Children's Hospital, Spike and Buffy check it out. Spike dies to protect Buffy.
07/22 : THREAD - MALIK A-SAYF : Malik arrives. He's Buffy's roommate and complains about her Western empowered clothiness.
07/23 : THREAD - KATHERINE PIERCE : Katherine heads to Nar Shadaa. Buffy agrees to keep an eye on Elena.
07/24 : THREAD - NPC ONYA SAFFRON : More lezzie bromance.
07/24 : POST 005 : Buffy announces Spike's death. Leaves out the part where he was saving her life. Conversations with Sam Winchester, Anya, Xander, Stefan, Faith, Tron, Deadpool, Angel, Jaina Solo, Ten, and Jacen Solo - mostly about the explosions.
07/26 : LOG - ANGEL, TENTH DOCTOR : Spurred on by all the death, Angel, Buffy and Ten seek out the HollowNet HQ and trace the Crimson Terror's signal back.
07/29 : THREAD - DAMON SALVATORE : Damon arrives. Buffy calls him on being a vampire and gives him the age old "don't eat people, you can live" threat. There's some dick measuring and threats all around, but he complies.
07/29 : THREAD - AZULA : Buffy is self-righteous. Take #298750943.
07/29 : THREAD - NPC DARTH REVAN : Buffy gets in Revan's face. She tells him he has no power over them because he can't force them into fighting his war.
07/29 : THREAD - NPC CORBIN DRAGOON : Buffy gets in Dragoon's face too.
08/01 : POST 006 : Buffy talks about the Crimson Terror and announces Dawn is gone. Courtesy of Revan. She takes it as a personal response to her challenging just how much power he had over them. While Spike tries to make himself comforting, Buffy finds out he'd been hanging around Dawn and hulks out, revoking the tiny bit of trust she'd given him. She asserts her dominance as Dawn's guardian. Jacen briefs Buffy on Vongsense. Sam and Buffy have a heart-to-heart about how Sam's never gotten to have friends. Dean and Buffy talk about the slippery slope of illegal actions, and their own deaths. Also talks to Stefan, Faith, Onya, Carver, Jo, Malik, Claire Bennet, and Anya.
08/02 : THREAD - FAITH LEHANE : Faith and Buffy hang out. Dance, bond, kill things, etc.
08/04 : THREAD - ERIC NORTHMAN, SPIKE, GODRIC : Eric makes it known he's a vampire. Buffy threatens and lays down the law. Has zero respect for Eric.
08/06 : THREAD - AEDAN COUSLAND, CARVER HAWKE : Talking darkspawn.
08/09 : THREAD - TENTH DOCTOR : Ten and Buffy talk about Catty's imprisonment and Buffy promises to talk to her contacts in the Republic.
08/09 : THREAD - STEFAN SALVATORE : Elena goes home. Buffy offers condolences that get thrown in her face.
08/09 : THREAD - MOLLY WALKER : Molly arrives. Buffy tries to be big sisterly and help/console her.
08/10 : THREAD - JO HARVELLE : General lesbian broship.
08/13 : THREAD - SPIKE : Spike joins a fight club. The idiot. Buffy awkwardly expresses her concern in a manly fashion and gets awkward and hangs up when Spike actually listens to her.
08/14 : POST 007 : Apartment-hunting happens. Buffy asks Spike and Faith to check up on Angel. She interrogates Onya about Catty's treatment. She fights with Angel about shutting himself off. She goes apartment-hunting with Xander and Anya. Chats with Lois about being dead back home and still having to go home. She meets up with Damon for some civil conversation and dinner. Also talks to Jason and Anders.
08/16 : THREAD - CATTY TURNER : Catty gets out of prison. Buffy learns that she's a goddess who can teleport.
08/16 : THREAD - DEAN WINCHESTER : Jizz.
08/16 : THREAD - XANDER, SPIKE : Xander invites vampires and Faith to live with them.
08/19 : LOG - FAITH LEHANE, XANDER HARRIS, ANYA JENKINS, SPIKE : Scooby apartment move-in.
08/19 : THREAD - SEVERUS SNAPE : Yer a wizard,
08/19: THREAD - NATHAN YOUNG : Nathan was tortured for a long time and that sucks. So does Buffy's life. So, she goes out drinking with him, and he winds up spending the night dead on her new couch.
08/21 : THREAD - UNCLE CHAN : Uncle arrives. Buffy helps him find tea and the Jedi temple.
08/22 : THREAD - ANDERS : Buffy meets Anders. They talk about darkspawn, he calls her "fearless leader," and she has the sunniest name he's ever heard of.
08/23 : THREAD - STEVE ROGERS : Steve arrives. Chris Evans has no shirt, your argument is invalid.
08/23 : THREAD - CATTY TURNER : Catty makes a broadcast while plagued. Buffy encourages her to go to a hospital.
08/23 : THREAD - OBI WAN KENOBI : Obi Wan arrives. He corrects Buffy on the distinction between padawan and youngling.
08/24 : THREAD - JO HARVELLE : Jo is plagued. Buffy is manly and upset.
08/24 : THREAD - KATHERINE PIERCE : Katherine returns to life. Buffy gives her the standard issue vampire ultimatum, and is incredulous about the idea that someone would willingly be bitten. So, she tells Katherine if no compulsion is used, that she can feed on the willing. This call will come back to bite you, Buff. She also learns about some vampire weaknesses of their world.
08/24 : POST 008 : Buffy arranges darkspawn-hunting. She invites basically all of the Mass Effect and Dragon Age casts. She then reams Spike for ever being part of the Sith. Also conversations with Shepard, Varric, Faith, Xander, and Jason.
08/25 : LOG - ANGEL : In the lower levels, Buffy and Angel run into each other fighting monsters. Buffy discovers just how much Angel is hiding from her and that he is afraid of hurting her.
08/25 : THREAD - ANDREW WELLS, XANDER HARRIS, SPIKE : Tucker's Brother arrives. Buffy learns that she had a lapse into lesbianism. Spike shelters her from Twilight and Giles spoilers.
08/26 : THREAD - JACEN SOLO : Talk of breaking off from the Jedi Order and forming a new one. Also, discussing cure-acquisition and plague causes.
08/26 : LOG - AEDAN COUSLAND, ANDERS, ALICE SHEPARD, FAITH LEHANE, SPIKE, VARRIC TETHRAS, GARRUS VAKARIAN, MARIAN HAWKE, FENRIS, JACK, THANE KRIOS, CARVER HAWKE : Darkspawn huntin'. With a surprise guest appearance by Angel in which the two reconcile after their fights and have cutesy time.
08/27 : THREAD - NPC ONYA SAFFRON : Onya asks Buffy to do some field work. Buffy agrees without hesitance.
08/30 : THREAD - BECK, SPIKE : Beck arrives. Buffy tries to help her assimilate. It ends in bickering and posturing. Spike tries to tell her to be nice.
08/31 : THREAD - CORDELIA CHASE : Cordelia arrives. She updates Buffy on some stuff. Doyle being half-demon and dying, being vision girl, Angel letting Darla and Dru eat a bunch of lawyers ... Buffy pleads with Cordelia to take care of Angel, since she can't, despite the jealousy.
08/31 : THREAD - RILEY FINN, DEAN WINCHESTER : Riley arrives. Buffy realizes he's from after he left. She's understandably heartbroken that she can't get him to just be with her again. She buys him some clothes and expresses concern about him joining the Republic Military and disappearing forever. Buffy does damage control on Dean being an ass and makes it clear that Riley is her (ex-)boyfriend.
08/31 : THREAD - EZIO AUDITORE : Madonna miscommunication.
09/01 : THREAD - JO HARVELLE, SAM & DEAN WINCHESTER : Jo is a monster. She has to die. Sadly.
09/02 : THREAD - SPIKE : Buffy lectures Spike on his going looking for fights attitude. Despite this, she takes him with her to fight the Crimson Terror after he bullies his way through her guy trouble despite her trying to push him away because of her recoil of not wanting to wind up banging him in the future.
09/03 : THREAD - STEVE ROGERS : Buffy learns about Steve's supersoldierness. She is not impressed. Riley's been there, she did that.
09/04 : THREAD - LILY EVANS : Lily and Buffy exchange information and Buffy joins the Caterpillar Alliance.
09/04 : LOG - XANDER HARRIS : Buffy and Xander fight about Riley. Buffy suggests he leaves for a little while.
09/04 : THREAD - XANDER HARRIS : Buffy and Xander reconcile as Xander decides to leave the apartment for a few days.
09/06 : THREAD - JACEN SOLO : Buffy and Jacen discuss Tenel-Ka, Jacen's preparedness to kill her if she goes monster, and the plan to retrieve the cure.
09/06 : THREAD - ZUKO : Buffy reassures Zuko that his desire to help is sweet.
09/07 : THREAD - WILLOW ROSENBERG : Willow arrives. Very un-gay. Very awkward. She, Xander and Buffy all converge and explain Spike's soul and Xander's eyepatch.
09/07 : THREAD - ERIK LENSHERR : Magneto arrives. Buffy welcomes him with politics.
09/08 : THREAD - TENTH DOCTOR : Buffy consoles Ten over Rose's death and warns him off flipping his shit.
09/09 : POST 009 : Buffy rallies the troops. She organizes a group to knock over some Crimson Terror warehouses and retrieve the cure for the plague. Riley and Buffy finally talk about the vampire hookers and it ends in a fight and a decisive not-togetherness. Andrew and Buffy bond and he updates her on Oz. Spike talks Buffy into letting Beck come and dissuades her unspoken jealousy. Shepard owns up to being all dead and robot-y. Threads with Zuko, Xander Harris, Sam Winchester, Lois Lane, Stefan Salvatore, Lily Evans, Anders, Varric Tethras, Natasha Romanova, Dean Winchester, Jacen Solo, Zekk, Bethany Hawke, Gokudera, Cordelia Chase, Anya Jenkins, Axel, Kevin Flynn, Nymphadora Tonks.
09/11 : LOG - LILY EVANS, ANDERS, SPIKE : Buffy goes patrolling for some break-up stress relief. She chats with Lily and Anders, and then takes her anger and hurt out on Spike and winds up remembering why she pulls herself out of the dark. She uses Dawn as an anchor to bring herself to a better place.
09/12 : THREAD - DRUSILLA : Drusilla arrives. Buffy threatens.
09/12 : THREAD - DAWN SUMMERS, ANDREW WELLS, XANDER HARRIS, SPIKE, DRUSILLA, RILEY FINN : Dawn shows up again. This time, from two years in the future. Turns out in the even further future, she's a big skank. Unfortunately, she's rooming with Drusilla, so Spike and Buffy swoop in and save the day. Buffy makes it clear to Spike that they will have to kill Drusilla.
09/13 : THREAD - JO HARVELLE : Buffy and Jo have a touching, manly moment of feelings about Jo being back to life and Buffy having to help kill her.
09/13 : THREAD - DANTE : Dante arrives.
09/14 : THREAD - JACEN SOLO : Jacen kills Tenel Ka. Buffy avoids broody philosophy by countering with ... her personality.
09/14 : THREAD - THOR, SPIKE, DAWN SUMMERS : Thor arrives. Chris Hemsworth is shirtless, your argument is invalid. Buffy makes Spike stalk Dawn and Thor 'cos she don't trust gods.
09/14 : LOG - JACEN SOLO, STEFAN SALVATORE, ANDREW WELLS, CORDELIA CHASE, DEAN WINCHESTER, RILEY FINN, NATASHA ROMANOVA, XANDER HARRIS, ZEKK, BECK, LOGAN CALE, LOIS LANE, TRON, AXEL, NYMPHADORA TONKS, KEVIN FLYNN, LILY EVANS, ANYA JENKINS, BRENNAN MULWRAY, ANDERS, FAITH LEHANE, MARIAN HAWKE, VARRIC TETHRAS, ZUKO, SPARTAN : Debriefing of cure-retrieval mission. Buffy speechifies.
09/14 : LOG - JACEN SOLO, STEFAN SALVATORE, ANDREW WELLS, CORDELIA CHASE, DEAN WINCHESTER, RILEY FINN, NATASHA ROMANOVA, XANDER HARRIS, ZEKK, BECK, LOGAN CALE, LOIS LANE : Buffy and Jacen and Stefan grab the cure. Buffy also finds evidence pointing to the fact that Angel might be working with the Crimson Terror.
09/15 : THREAD - ROSE TYLER : Rose comes back to life. Buffy expresses concern over Ten's behavior.
09/15 : THREAD - TENTH DOCTOR : Ten has a bipolar high now that Rose is back and Buffy harshes his party boner.
09/15 : THREAD - ANDERS : Buffy consoles Anders about dead!Hawke.
09/16 : THREAD - NPC CORBIN DRAGOON : Buffy expresses manly concern over Dragoon getting sick.
09/17 : THREAD - SPIKE : Buffy and Spike do drinking celebration of the cure-retrieval. Elbows are gateway-groping. They argue about handling Drusilla. Spike killed a bunch of Nazis that tried to experiment on him once. Sexual tension abound.
09/17 : THREAD - WILLOW ROSENBERG : Buffy and Willow bond over having future-y things kept from them and such. Buffy reassures Willow that she needs her, no matter when she's from.
09/17 : THREAD - LILY EVANS : Sirius Black returns home.
09/20 : THREAD - TENEL KA : Buffy fulfills her promise to Jacen and tries to make friends with Tenel Ka.
09/20 : THREAD - SYLAR : Buffy and Sylar get chatty again and finally introduce themselves.
09/21 : THREAD - HADES : Hades mocks Buffy. What else is new.
09/21 : LOG - RILEY FINN, ANYA JENKINS : Buffy goes to talk to Anya about Xander. She winds up having an awkward encounter with both her and Riley, and reluctantly buys something from Anya's (sex) shop. :|
09/21 : LOG - FAITH LEHANE : Good, old-fashioned, Slayer-style, precognitive dream-sharing.
09/22 : THREAD - MARIAN HAWKE : Hawke returns to life. Buffy is greatly pleased.
09/23 : THREAD - SPIKE : Beck goes home. Buffy does some consoling.
09/23 : THREAD - JACEN SOLO : Jacen is an asshole and left Buffy behind when he went on a mission to Korriban. He also orders her to start working on her own lightsaber.
09/23 : POST 010 : Buffy got left behind by Jacen who went to Korriban, and warns the Scoobies off telling Willow she's gay. She seeks Spike's help on getting her started with lightsaber-building, because she knows it comes with a side of comfort and psychoanalysis over her being upset he left her behind, and gets awkwardly jealous about him sleeping with Jaina but denies it. Which leads to sex without losing the soul talk, and Salvatore talk. Buffy asks Damon to keep tabs on Drusilla because he's evil enough to get away with it. She also confronts Angel about Darla and the dead lawyers, and winds up devastated by the answers she gets. Then, she warns Riley that Spike is ensouled but not-so-Chips Ahoy. Also, conversations with Dean Winchester, Tenth Doctor, Nathan Young, Sokka, Faith Lehane, Claire Bennet, Tron, Cordelia Chase, Xander Harris, Andrew Wells, Anya Jenkins, and Willow Rosenberg.
09/23 : THREAD - XANDER HARRIS : Xander posts about Willow's gayness as vaguely as his canon which is a cross between nowhere near vague enough and too vague, because everyone assumes he's the future-gay one.
09/24 : THREAD - WILLOW ROSENBERG : Willow finds out she's gay in the future, Buffy does major damage control.
09/24 : THREAD - STEFAN SALVATORE : More headbutting.
09/24 : THREAD - TENEL KA : Tenel Ka announces Jacen's death. Buffy accuses her of being a robot with no feelings.
09/26 : THREAD - MARIAN HAWKE, ANDERS : Hawke and Anders are fucking. Also, your hymen comes back when you die.
09/27 : THREAD - JAINA SOLO : Buffy gets self-righteous at Jaina about her sympathizing with the Dark Side.
09/27 : LOG - ANDERS, SPIKE, DAWN SUMMERS, DANTE, RILEY FINN, WILLOW ROSENBERG, FRED WEASLEY, DEAN WINCHESTER, FAITH LEHANE : Festival fun times! Anders and Buffy hang. Dawn and Buffy spend some time with Riley. Buffy wins Dawn a stuffed toy, Riley wins Buffy one with some threat to his manhood. Spike wins Buffy a glowing pet fish. Buffy works the kissing booth - Spike and Dean pass up the kissing portion but chat with her. Dante and Fred kiss her. Faith drags her off for fun partytimes. Willow works a tarot card stand -- Buffy comes to her for her fortune and tells Willow about how she still loves Riley even despite the vampire hookers crap and feels horrible about it.
09/28 : THREAD - INARA SERRA : Inara arrives. Buffy gives her the run-down and they are generally friendly.
09/29 : THREAD - JACK HARKNESS, SPIKE : Buffy and Jack talk about the Doctor, she tells him not to be scared of Spike and they UST all over the place and make Jack think they have sexual history. Which ... they don't. On Buffy's end.
09/29 : THREAD - JOHN CONSTANTINE : John arrives. Buffy replies with one big eyeroll at him judging her for her life.
09/30 : THREAD - CORDELIA CHASE : Cordelia gives the FYI about Lilah and Lindsey.
09/30 : THREAD - CASTIEL : Castiel arrives. And is all angelic. Commence pants-shitting on Buffy's part.
10/01 : THREAD - NATHAN YOUNG : Nathan posts his human centipede theory. Buffy worries for his sanity.
10/02 : THREAD - JACEN SOLO : Jacen comes back to life. Buffy tries to be a man about her feelings and chastise him for dying and not bringing her with but winds up being like baww glad you're back. They talk lightsabers.
10/02 : LOG - NPC CRIMSON TERROR : Buffy confirms that Angel is working with the Crimson Terror. Deception~ Disgraaaace~
10/02 : LOG - WILLOW ROSENBERG, LINDSEY MCDONALD : Knowing Wolfram and Hart was involved before Angel arrived, Buffy asks Willow to track down Lindsey McDonald. She does, and Buffy goes to get her interrogate-y on. She learns that Darla and Angel had sex.
10/03 : THREAD - LEONARD MCCOY : Bones arrives. Buffy welcomes him and lols forever at his grouchiness.
10/03 : THREAD - SPIKE SPIEGEL : Spike Spiegel arrives. Buffy gives him the intro, they talk time periods.
10/03 : THREAD - DAWN SUMMERS : Dawn proposes a plan for a welcome guide compilation thing. Buffy supports her and tells her to get help on it, because she should be focused on being a school girl.
10/03 : THREAD - JO HARVELLE : Jo's inner thoughts are broadcast. Buffy finds out she kissed two guys at the festival.
10/05 : POST 011 : Force Rip Event -- Inner Thoughts Broadcast. Buffy learns that Jo and Dean are together. The entire world learns that threesomes are on Buffy's mind. Buffy and Riley get back together - he arrives at the door to be greeted by Spike, but gets wild monkey sex with Buffy in the end so it balances out. Anakin and Buffy have first contact since the last Force rip where she saw him naked at Ani-El, and he decides she's just a pervert, but they move past it and he offers to take her to Dantooine to get her lightsaber crystal. Meanwhile, her lack of filter puts a rift between her and Willow when she accuses Willow of potentially being responsible via spell-gone-wrong. She opens up a lot to Spike in a "Gone" kind of way -- because all she has to do is think, not actually say the words. There's a lot of fighting about Angel and Buffy's aloneness as the Slayer, and admission of closeness. Sam, Jo, Cas, Faith and Buffy go to the library to try and suss out what's causing it after Sam reassures Buffy that Dean will treat Jo right.
10/06 : THREAD - MARIAN HAWKE : Hawke during the Force-rip. Hawke and Buffy discuss younger siblings.
10/06 : THREAD - BALTHAZAR : Balthazar arrives. More angels. Morally shady angels.
10/09 : THREAD - SPIKE : Spike has an existential crisis about lightsaber colors. Buffy makes a chocolate milk metaphor, which may seem nice at first, but only goes to her hips. She explains Jedi-ism and tells him she believes in him, and then he bullies her into coming to his fight club.
10/10 : THREAD - BOBBY SINGER : Bobby arrives. Buffy welcomes him.
10/11 : THREAD - JO HARVELLE, SPIKE, RILEY FINN : Jo and Dean are having lots of bar sex. Buffy is happy for her friend, and offers to take Jo to buy girly things. Oh, yeah, and Spike is a vampire and no one knew this. Spike-gate occurs. Buffy jumps to his defense aggressively.
10/12 : THREAD - GABRIEL, SAM WINCHESTER : Gabriel commentates on Spike-Gate. He's generally an ass. Sam stops Buffy from starting something she'll regret by telling her that he's an angel.
10/12 : LOG - SPIKE, RILEY FINN : This is not a date. Spike takes Buffy to the fight club he works in to show her his world. Buffy doesn't tell Riley where she is, or who she's with. She tells Spike he needs to move on - for his own sake.
10/13 : THREAD - BLAIR WALDORF : Blair needs a model. Buffy volunteers.
10/13 : THREAD - MERLIN, ARTHUR PENDRAGON, SPIKE : Merlin and Arthur arrive. Buffy puffs out her chest at Arthur in a show of manliness and offers to duel him. She pities Merlin.
10/14 : LOG - JO HARVELLE : After the explosion of Spike-gate, Buffy and Jo awkwardly try to reconcile over shopping.
10/15 : THREAD - DEAN WINCHESTER : Dean accuses Buffy of trying to sneak a demon on board. Buffy is defensive and they generally butt heads. They come to an agreement that Buffy will keep 24/7 watch on Spike while they're on the ship.
10/17 : THREAD - ALEC MCDOWELL : Alec arrives. He is not Dean, he comes from a fairy wood.
10/17 : THREAD - FAITH LEHANE : Faith moves out. She apologizes to Buffy for it.
10/18 - 10/22 : LOG - DEAN WINCHESTER, SPIKE, RILEY FINN, JO HARVELLE, CORDELIA CHASE, CASTIEL, XANDER HARRIS, DAWN SUMMERS, ANDREW WELLS : Trip to Mon Cal. Buffy is forced to keep 24/7 watch on Spike which causes some whiteknuckling on Riley's part. Buffy forces people into charades. Spike and Buffy insinuate redneck hick incest between Sam and Dean.
10/18 : THREAD - SPIKE : Spike comes out of the coffin. Buffy and he do some drinking even after she initially turns down his offer. Spike lives on a ship manned by cockroaches, so Buffy tells him he needs to make human friends. Uncomfortable reference to rape talk happens, and Buffy has Spike help her sort out the order in which future events happen. They agree Riley can't know about any of their past/future naked time. Buffy admits she isn't sure she can count on anyone else to stand by her, and she and Spike conclude that they are friends.
10/18 : THREAD - ANDERS : Anders makes a big pro-magic PSA. Buffy adores him.
10/18 : THREAD - ANNA MILTON : Anna arrives. She and Buffy butt know-it-all heads.
10/20 : THREAD - JO HARVELLE, DEAN WINCHESTER, SAM WINCHESTER, CASTIEL, SYLAR, SPIKE : Bobby goes home. Everyone assumes Spike ate him. A physical altercation occurs.
10/21 : THREAD - CHARLES XAVIER : Xavier posts some TL;DR Revan history. Buffy commentates.
10/22 : THREAD - ANYA JENKINS : Anya explains multiple, parallel universes. Buffy recalls "Superstar."
10/22 : LOG - ANAKIN SOLO, JACEN SOLO, LEIA ORGANA : New Jedi Order Meeting. Buffy and Anakin make fun of Jacen's hair publicly.
10/22 : POST 012 : Mon Cal Adventure. Sylar and Buffy get in a spat and Sylar tries to Force-drain her, but Jo interrupts. Not before Buffy grows suspicious, though. Willow and Buffy talk about her missing Oz. She also consoles Sam about Bobby being gone and volunteers to be the Winchester B.S. Caller in the interim until he comes back. Buffy threatens to throw Dean in the water if he doesn't have some actual fun. Buffy gets all over-protecty about Dawn, and has a bonding talk with Sam. Also conversations with Castiel, Charles Xavier, Jo Harvelle, Spike, Andrew Wells, Cordelia Chase, Stefan Salvatore, Jason McConnell, Xander Harris.
10/24 : THREAD - BECKY ROSEN, SPIKE, DEAN WINCHESTER, FAITH LEHANE, XANDER HARRIS, DRUSILLA : Becky arrives. A.k.a Becky-gate. Buffy rags on Becky for encouraging vampires to bite her, dipping into her personal issues with Riley, and Faith and Spike try to call her out on it. She deflects and pushes them away. Dean finds out about Angel, and Buffy makes it clear it's her business.
10/25 : THREAD - DEAN WINCHESTER, JO HARVELLE, SPIKE, XANDER HARRIS : Dean and Jo cope with Becky-gate by drinking.
10/27 : THREAD - STEFAN SALVATORE : Stefan and Buffy talk literature. She discovers he is Edward Cullen and just relives high school over and over.
10/27 : THREAD - TYLER LOCKWOOD : Tyler arrives. Buffy tries to be reassuring and fails miserably.
10/28-10/31 : LOG - XANDER HARRIS, JO HARVELLE, DEAN WINCHESTER, SAM WINCHESTER, RILEY FINN, SPIKE : Trip to the Domed City of Aquarius. Buffy interrogates the Enterprise crew about Sylar. The group attends a performance of Squid Lake.
10/30 : POST 013 : Force-Rip Event: Memory Swap. Buffy dreams Edward Elric's memory of human transmutation to bring his mother back to life. It hits a lot of trauma buttons for Buffy (coming back wrong, her mother dying, not being able to protect her younger sibling) and leaves her shaking and crying on Riley's shoulder. She goes to Cordelia for vision talk, deflects Spike's attempts at comfort because she's trying to be a good girlfriend for once, talks to Edward about magic vs alchemy and how he can't bring her back, and talks to Dean about his deal. Also conversations with Willow Rosenberg, Xander Harris, Katherine Pierce, Catty Turner.
10/31 : THREAD - TONY STARK : Tony offers datapad upgrades. Buffy wants a pink one and they talk severed dream-limbs.
10/31 : THREAD - KATHERINE PIERCE : Katherine talks dreams. Buffy gives her the run-down.
10/31 : THREAD - JOHN CONSTANTINE : Constantine talks daddy issues.
11/01 : THREAD - NICO MINORU : Nico talks break-ups. They compare horrors.
11/01 - 11/05 : LOG - DEAN WINCHESTER, JO HARVELLE, JACEN SOLO, SAM WINCHESTER, SPIKE, CORDELIA CHASE, XANDER HARRIS : Krakana grilling and the journey home (TABULA RASA). On the way back, they hit some turbulence in space and go through a mini-Tabula Rasa event.
11/01 : POST 014 : Krakana fight. Han Solo, Leia Organa, Andrew Wells, Sam & Dean Winchester, Xander Harris, Spike and Jo Harvelle work together to kill the thing. Elle commentates via datapad.
11/02 : THREAD - ROSE TYLER : Rose talks dreams.
11/02 : THREAD - CATTY TURNER : Catty talks dreams. She and Buffy solve the mysteries of the universe.
11/03 : THREAD - CARVER HAWKE : Carver comes back from a canon-update. Buffy admits she misses him.
11/04 : THREAD - JACK HARKNESS : Jack talks dreams. And sexcapades become involved somehow.
11/04 : THREAD - MARIAN HAWKE : Hawke notes Bethany is gone for a canon-update. Buffy notes the weirdness of all of them going around the same time.
11/05 : THREAD - STEFAN SALVATORE : Stefan returns from a canon-update. It's Angelus lite.
02/02 - stalking spike log
02/04 - thread w/simon
02/05 - space prom
02/06 - thread w/spike
02/07 - stefan entrapment plan post
02/12 - spike attacks wesley post
02/12 - stefan entrapment log
02/14 - elena attacked by spike post
02/17 - wesley hates everyone log (+ spike)
02/17 - stefan incarceration log
02/17 - thread w/spike (+ evil buffy)
02/20 - thread w/sam
02/21 - thread w/giles (+ evil jenny)
02/21 - thread w/wesley (+ nico, evil cordelia)
02/24 - leaving for dantooine w/anakin
03/01 - buffybot log
03/05 - magneto thread w/buffybot
03/07 - sam rezzed thread w/buffybot
03/12 - lindsey thread banging buffybot
03/16 - dawn arrival thread w/buffybot
03/16 - giles lost in space thread w/buffybot
03/16 - returning from dantooine + buffybot log
03/18 - log w/dawn
03/23 - returning from dantooine post
03/23 - thread w/kara
03/24 - log w/sylar - death
04/09 - log w/scoobies w/lindsey - back to life
04/12 - post
04/20 - korriban log
05/03 - thread w/spike
05/03 - log w/lindsey
05/05 - log w/sylar
05/08 - thread w/alec
05/09 - thread w/willow
05/12 - log w/dean
05/14 - thread w/angel
05/15 - log w/spike
05/15 - thread w/zane
05/15 - thread w/mara jade
05/15 - thread w/jane
05/15 - log w/zane
05/16 - thread w/edward w/spike
05/27 - thread w/elena
06/02 - thread w/stefan
06/02 - thread w/dean w/stefan w/sylar
06/03 - thread w/damon
06/03 - log w/spike (icly dated 05/16)
06/05 - thread w/nathan young
06/05 - post w/nico
06/08 - thread w/tess w/oliver
06/08 - thread w/giles
06/19 - thread w/faith
07/03 - thread w/jacen
07/04 - thread w/willow
07/05 - thread w/sam
07/05 - de-aged post
07/05 - thread w/wesley
07/05 - thread w/wesley w/spike
07/06 - thread w/lindsey
07/06 - thread w/spike
07/28 - thread w/willow
08/01 - thread w/alec
08/01 - thread w/jules
08/01 - log w/angel
08/13 - thread w/spike